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I Built a Radio

DEVLOG_001 // SIGNAL PROJECT STATUS: SUCCESS DATE: 2026-06-02 BOOTING... > Signal Project Initialized > Objective: Learn Basic...

Signal the StaticSprite Devlog 002

/ STATICSPRITE_DEVLOG // ENTRY 02 jacking into the matrix one line of code at a time. teaching myself python by building something that...

The Static Room Build Log 01-04

BOOT SEQUENCE INITIALIZED... PROJECT: THE STATIC ROOM STATUS: UNSTABLE SIGNAL: RECOVERED DAY 01 // THE ROOM EXISTS Objective: Build a...

Tubi Feels Like the Back Room of a Horror VHS Store (And That’s Why It’s Perfect)

Today, cinephiles and horror fans have their pick of streaming services. There’s the quintessential Shudder, the mainstream giants like...

A History of Analog Horror documentary review

(This review was originally written under SmallTownCreepy in 2023) As a fan of retro horror, a VHS collector, and someone who has already...

Strawberry Gashes: How Making a Retro Horror Zine was More Artistically Satisfying than Trad Publishing

I recently published a horror short story as a zine on itch.io Strawberry Gashes is a retro horror story about codependent friendship and...

Make Weird Art

With the death of David Lynch, there has been an outpouring of love for the man and his work the last 2 days. Much of that outpouring has...

Blogging is Dead

Undead Undead Undead... This post was originally created in January 2025 and refers to timely events like Tiktok being threatened by the US...