// THE PLOT
INCOMING TRANSMISSION: BODY HORROR MEETS GENDER EUPHORIA
> THE SETUP: It’s the 1980s. Suzanne is trapped in a small town that doesn't fit her. Dead father, drunk mother, and a local cop who groomed her. Everyone knows what's best for her, and they're all wrong.
> THE INCIDENT: A circus spaceship crashes in the woods. Kreen and his military unit of killer clowns are here on a mission: harvest human women to save their dying, infertile species. Their pheromones are irresistible. Their traps are lethal.
> THE EGG CRACK: But the ship's transformation process doesn't just make clowns. It reads your soul. For Suzanne, the body horror strips away the wrong parts and builds the right ones. It's not a nightmare—it's the first time their body matches their mind.
Enter WHIM-ZEE. Armed with new anatomy, alien strength, and a hot clown boyfriend, Whim-zee has one last earthly errand before heading to the stars: hunting down the cop who abused them and tearing him apart with their bare hands.
> GENRE: SPLATTERPUNK HORROR / SPICY ALIEN ROMANCE
> TROPES: TRANS PROTAGONIST / EGG CRACK / GENDER-AFFIRMING BODY HORROR / REVENGE FANTASY
> VIBE: 80s B-MOVIE MEETS COSMIC WEIRD-FICTION
// READERS SAY...
> INTERCEPTED BETA-TEST TRANSMISSIONS:
kicking my feet, screaming
YES! Face splattered with blood in the true 80s classic fashion.
Wim-Zee is a thoroughly entertaining narrator; reading their perspective feels like having a conversation with someone you just met at a club about these crazy things that happened to them a few weeks back.
Y’know, I find it incredibly fascinating how a clown alien smut novella does a far better job portraying the ins and outs of sex (pun intended) than like 90% of conventional smut books you’d find at Barnes & Noble.
Bitch! How dare you make me cry over clowns!
// VISUAL LOG
